Queer Nasty: King Nipple's Horoscopes



	King Nipple's 1-Sided, Fucked Up, Dysfunctional Horoscopes? Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Doing everything for shock value will get you nowhere. Trying to impress everyone - what an insecure dumbshit you are. Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Therapy! Yes, Therapy! You just better get your head out of the past or you'll die without a life! Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19) What a fucking self-centered, head-butting baby! Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20) Better watch your temper, you might have an aneurism. The End. Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) Two-faced. Two-faced. Oops! Did I say that twice? Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) Consistent in your inconsistencies! Have some passion for something, you fuckin' flake. Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) Control freak, control freak. You are so insecure and need so much ass-kissing from blind followers. Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22) Anal retentive. You're too self-critical. Just do it, you dumb-ass, and quit complaining. Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) Ohh, no. No one must have more than you. Ohh, no. Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Over-sexed, sneaky, two-time, lying, secretive bitch. Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Innocent my ass! What a fucking smart-ass fucker. Nit-picker clown fool. Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Use 'em up, spit 'em out. That's how to get ahead.

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