The Best(?) of Queer Nasty

Okay, so maybe it's not our best, but it's stuff we're partial to at the moment.

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DECLARATION
A manifesto.
From Issue #7

Chipper's Guide to Being a Gay Man in the 90's
For those of you who aren't quite sure if you've got all the rules down pat.
From Issue #7

From the spud who brought you "30 Things I hate" comes...
Tuber's Handy Epigrams
Use these handy epigrams when confronted by those 15-second attention span breeders!!
From Issue #7

Why I Play With My Cunt
by Lovechild 93
Originally appeared in the pages of Brat Attack #4.
Reprinted in QN Issue #6

Queer Nursery Rhymes (Abridged)
We like them, they're fun. So There.
These and more can be found in Issue #5

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack me off and suck my dick.
-The End-

Little Bo Peep has lost some sleep,
because she was up all night fucking women!!
-The End-

Wee Willie Winkie.
-The End-

Little Miss Muff
-The End-

Three Day Queer Makeover
With $200 and a bit of flair, you too can become truly queer in only three days.
From Issue #2

Daddy Lonnie
A tale of "Fatherly Love" by Dan-E Boy.
From Issue #2, Reprinted as a mini-comic in Issue #5.
Mini-Comic now available in Deluxe format from Baby Rhino Press!!

Bi-Inspiration
Bill Clearlake of MindStation X relates his tale.
From Issue #7

Tips for Terrorists
Recipe for Wheat Paste
Courtesy of Q BOMB.
Reprinted in Issue #4

Tuber's Queer Alphabet
From Issue #5

More Queer Nursery Rhymes

There once was a crooked man
Who lived in a crooked house
And had a crooked penis
At least he wasn't straight.
-The End-

Hey, diddle, diddle!
the cat used the fiddle
to please herself.
-The End-

My God
by Timmy
from Issue #6.

Cattle Queers
Whatever happened to Queer Activism?
From Issue #6

Homophobia
from Chumbawamba's EP of the same name.
Reprinted in Issue #6

Blind Sheep and Holy Union
SUBMISS!! REPENT YOUR WAYS AND FOLLOW GOD!!
From Issue #3
Originally accompanied by an original linoleum block triptych entitled "Church Windows".

Even More Queer Nursery Rhymes

Pat-a-Dyke, Pat-a-Dyke
There's no man
-The End-

Georgie Pordgie Pudding Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When all the boys came out to play
Georgie Pordgie kissed them too.
-The End-

See a penny, pick it up,
All the day you'll want to fuck.
-The End-

Thirty Things I Hate (About Being Gay)
A General List in No Particular Order by Tuber.
From Issue #1

Sex With The Straight Boys
A True Life Tale of What Breeder Boys Don't Want To Admit.
From Issue #6

Basic Sexual Rights
Provided by the Institute for Advanced Study of Sexuality.
Reprinted in Issue #1

Yet More Queer Nursery Rhymes

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers
and shoved them up his butt!!!
-The End-

One, two,
Buckle my shoe;
Three, four,
Fuck a female whore
-The End-
P.S. I'm a woman!!!

Pease porridge hot,
Pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge doesn't make
very good lubrication.
-The End-

Red Ribbon U.S.A.
Apathy or Revenge?
from Issue #4.

Once You've Had Nudist, You'll Never Go Back
A Story of Conversion by Dan-E Boy.
Accompanies an article from a 1960's nudist magazine on Nudism as a Cure for Homosexuality In Issue #5.

What Does Judy Garland Have to Say About Queers?
from Issue #1.

You Need Queer Nursery Rhymes

What are little fags made of?
Dicks and butts
and a copy of Queer Nasty.
-The End-

What are little dykes made of?
Hot clits, baby, hot clits
and a copy of Queer Nasty.
-The End-

What are little Queers made of?
Dykes and Fags and Bisexuals
and Transgender people and etc.
and a copy of Queer Nasty.
-The End-

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